How to Survive In Your Room

Feb 5, 2009

1. Gather all the food you can from the kitchen. Food like cereal, milk, juice, bread.
   
   
2. Set up a tent in your room. A tent small enough that it will fit in the room and big enough that it will fit you.
   

Hopefully the tent will be found out at Wal-Mart; if not, go to Sports Authority; and if you don’t have any of those and you don’t have money, follow these instructions:

a. Take two 8-foot-long flexible poles

b. Take a big old sheet from your bed

c. Try to get the poles to form a dome shape like two “C”’s on top of each other. See example.











d. Take a string and tie all the legs together.

e. Then put the sheet over the dome.


3. Once you’ve got the tent, set it up on the floor of your bedroom.

4. Make sure there are no wild creatures in your room.

5. Get a teddy bear and put it in the tent. Also, grab a blanket and a pillow.

6. Put some books and a light in the tent. Also, put a video camera outside the tent.

7. Eat some the bread and then go to sleep.