How to Hit a Splitter

February 21, 2008

First: Take a baseball bat.

Next: Have someone throw a ball to you.

By the way, make the person throw a splitter if they know how to.

Make sure you’re holding the bat so the fat end faces the sky and points diagonally backwards. Hold your bat where the handle stops and over where the handle has a circle at the end.

Look over your shoulder towards the pitcher. When he or she throws the ball at you, swing the bat to make the bat make a “u” in the air. Then you might hit it.

Try again, ‘cause there’s a saying, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

But, “three strikes and you’re out!”

The end.

PS: A splitter is a kind of way you throw a ball. I don’t know how you throw the ball that way, but I’m guessing you put your arm straight with a curve at the bottom. You’re supposed to expect a ball coming straight towards you and then go down towards the base. That’s why it’s called a splitter.

And that’s the real end.